1. You have no talent
2. Mr. Tentacles has all the talent
3. If you are lucky, some of Mr. Tentacles’ talent may rub off on you
Remember the time Squidward thought Sponge Bob was coming out.
So last night we went out to celebrate my friend Brittany’s birthday. We checked out this karaoke bar and sang. It was the most fun my friend’s had in a While. Every time she’s gone out, something bad’s happened to her. She was ditched downtown and had to get help from hobos and take a cab to…